having one of those days where I’m just disgusted with my existence
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
"the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus"
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes